What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."