What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you