Imagination
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A pigment of your imagination.
Imagination.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Oh yeah. Imagination.
You aren't naked in my bed.
I have no idea.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
A private tutor
A Cheese Kurd.
Chickpea
Virgins.
Because the sun is hott.
They barely had any atmosphere.
A knock-knocktopus.
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
All seven or eight of them.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
He was running on fumes.
