How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"