How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

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Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Potter Jokes More Potter Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes