How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.