What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.