What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Fb Jokes More Fb Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)