Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "