Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.