What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.