What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.