What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.