What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.