What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!