What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.