What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Previous Random Joke Next
Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.