How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.