How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)