What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.