What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.