What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

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What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.