What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Realist Jokes More Realist Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.