An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
45 minutes.
Putin! Putin!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
A leder hoser.
Men at Work
Your Ti"ming"!
Ching Chong
The clam before the storm!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
San Diego.
Who says it's dark
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
Sir.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
