What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.