Men at Work
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Russell
Hunover.
Ladder-hosen
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
His son with the xbox.
Hide n' seek
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.