How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.