Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.