I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
They're writing their last will and testament.
He was making a scene!
You have to read ursine.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.
