What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Chard remains.

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They know people will blow them.

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No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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Billiards and Billiards

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."