How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest