How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.