What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D