What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )