What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades