Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Eminem.
because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
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When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
The burger-loo and the char char!
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
So ve it."
I trussed you.
Cause they have smaller PPs lol
Cause they're knee grows!
They get paid to shoot black men.
An astronaut.
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I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
He couldn't see the point.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
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A paramedic(s)!
Raisin' Bran.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.