Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Eminem.
because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
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When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
The pencil is better. It has a point.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Through the Lucha-door.
A: He's the stiff one.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Because they heard it was radical!
Student: A variable who don't need no man
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
At the BOO-tique
The Maul.
Raise a family.
It's not there.
An American drone.
Because they always *tip*.
I want to know her secret
Nothing. She's fine.
