Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Eminem.
because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
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When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
A: You can't!
Because they will steal all the green cards.
She's the one with dirty knees.
Delivery.
A woman changes hers more often.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
A: When you are a mouse!
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Cardiac arrest.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Cause its white and its on their land.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
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