When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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A: Catch.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!