When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !