How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.