Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.