What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.