What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.