What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire