Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.
It didn't have any fans!
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."