What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.