What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.