What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.