Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.