Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.