Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.