What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams