What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.