What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.