Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.