What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.