What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !