They have bear feet
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
A Bipolar Bear
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Lack-toes intolerant
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
A: Because she grew another foot.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)