Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.