What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Department Jokes More Department Jokes

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.