What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Department Jokes More Department Jokes

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.