What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)