What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh