What do you call it when ISIS soldiers ...

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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