What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.