What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!