What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.