Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Because it was covered in sheet
Because they are already covered.
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
A bu-rock-ke
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
Llamanated
To cover up their Ariel-as.
Cover your ears with your hands
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
To cover up his bald spot.
Laminated
There can only be one goo gull
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
100 meter Daesh
A Moss-cow
To stay under cover
Reptiles.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Because manholes are round
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Because they came from afar.
She outgrew her B shells.
because he's covering an erection!
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Burger King didn't cover his whopper.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Employed people.
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
A cub reporter.
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
Don't stop, bereaving!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
A cheesy pickup line
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
Sir!
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Because it's covered with horsehide!
A tacodile
he kept coffin
To catch her false teeth.
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
Being covered in lava.
Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.
KGBGs
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
A chocolate BAAA
The "I've got this Covered" Waggon
A bramble bee !
A seizure salad.
Bark.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Mice outfit!
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
Flame retardant
The welfare line.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
A: Under their covers.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
A pervert.
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.
I'm lichen what I see"
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Covers tracks
I don't have 2020 vision.
Hindsight is 2020
The former is a band of cunning runts...
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
The first one.
A: The Book of who's Boo.
A failure
A failure.
Chickpea
Because the pedals fell off.
They barium.
Who are those people up there "
Because two Wongs don't make a white
Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
No, I'm dead serious."
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
