Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.