Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.