Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.