Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!