What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"