What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.