Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.