Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods