Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

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What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.