What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!