What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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Jackpot!

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Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.