What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

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What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.