What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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Amputin

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They aint ever got any papers

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Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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Take his spade away.

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)