What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.