Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.