What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.