What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.